TeeFury is looking for a qualified person to fill our needs!
Job Title: Bird Massager
Job Description: Teebird needs to be constantly (yes we mean CONSTANTLY) massaged. We are looking for someone available for 100 hours per week to be his personal masseuse.
Minimum Job Requirements: Applicants must have the following
- Masters Degree in Ornithology massage
- Black belt in two martial arts
- Ability to Fly
- Has to love long walks on the beach
- And Piña Coladas
- Must be willing to commute
- Fun loving attitude desired
- Has to constantly bring the funk and the noise.
- Ability to transcend all of time and space
- Hook up at a good donut shop
We really hope you apply to TeeFury! Our employees are treated with “respect” and you’ll get lots of “breaks”*. Take a look at Kyler showing off how much fun he is having:
WOW HE IS HAVING A BLAST! APPLY TODAY.
*there is no respect given or breaks.