The TeeFury Odditees collects designs that venture into the strange, tees that defy categorization. What tee you select says a lot about you!
PERSONALITY TYPE: A Little Cheesy
You go to parties on the off-chance of free pizza being offered. Your favorite vegetable is pepperoni and you don’t believe in the Chicago versus New York debate (why discriminate?). You are currently trying to qualify for the World Pizza Eating Championships in Poughkeepsie. In your world, any time is Pizza Time.
“Not a People Person”
PERSONALITY TYPE: Whatever
The person who buys this shirt would try and explain this shirt to you, but that would require them talking to you and therefore, it’s not worth it. Meow.
“Be Whatever You Want to Be”
PERSONALITY TYPE: Opti-pest
You are forever an optimist. Or not. Maybe you see the glass half full, maybe you see it half empty; maybe it’s half full of poison, so nobody wins. You do you, and that’s what matters.
PERSONALITY TYPE: Silent but Deadly
You’re quiet… too quiet. You water your lawn on a schedule. You butter your bread on the underside. You can taste the color of m&ms, and prefer the blue. Your favorite movie is the Purge and your BBQ for the potluck is questionably delicious. You have great taste in sweaters.
“I Want to Invade”
PERSONALITY TYPE: NEStalgic
You’re either old enough to remember or young enough to wish you were born in the 90s. You believe in smelling like Teen Spirit, but you’re skeptical of games with more than 64-bits. Your perfect day is kicking off your British Knights, slapping on a bracelet, some Zubaz pants and a Hypercolor tee to relax in an inflatable chair on Kubrick’s moon-landing set and blowing dust out of a cartridge before plugging in. You’re our kind of weirdo.
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